"John, it's okay, it's alright now."
"NOW IT'S NOT! It is not okay!"
I had never seen John so scared, so angry, so out of control. It frightened me. He was always calm, held himself back, always in control. But he wasn't as I watched him. He breathed rapidly and shallow, I could practically see his heart pounding away in his chest. He was scared stiff by what he had seen, even if it wasn't real.
"Okay John, you need to calm down," I soothed.
"NO! I just ARGH!" John yelled. He was falling apart right in front me. I needed to comfort him somehow, I just didn't know how. Feelings isn't something I know a great deal of, they'd become eve
12:04
Where are you?
JW
12:04
At home. Resting.
SH
12:05
Really?
JW
12:05
Yes. Watching crappy telly on the couch. Just like the Dr ordered.
SH
12:06
That's very interesting.
JW
12:06
It is?
SH
12:06
Yes. Because I'm home too.
JW
12:07
Why are you there?!
SH
12:07
A better question is why aren't you?
JW
12:08
I got bored lying around.
SH
12:08
You have the flu. You're supposed to lie around.
JW
12:09
But I was bored.
SH
12:09
I don't care. Where are you?
JW
12:09
Not telling.
SH
12:10
I could always send Mycroft to find you.
JW
12:10
You wouldn't dare.
SH
12:10
Try me.
JW
12:11
At St Bart's.
3:45
John where are you?
GL
3:46
At the clinic. Why?
JW
3:46
I think there's something wrong with Sherlock.
GL
3:47
What happened? Where are you?
JW
3:47
Calm down. Nothing like that.
GL
3:48
Oh. What's going on then?
JW
3:48
He just invited me to dinner.
GL
3:49
What?
JW
3:49
And called me Greg.
GL
3:50
Holy shit.
JW
3:50
That was my reaction too.
GL
3:51
I don't even know what to say.
JW
3:52
Neither did I.
GL
3:52
God, this is so bizarre.
JW
3:53
You're telling me.
GL
3:53
I wonder what's going on.
JW
3:54
Think it might be an experiment or something?
GL
3:54
Not likely. I doubt he'd lear
5:03
Where are you?
JW
5:03
Just left the Yard.
SH
5:04
How long until you're home?
JW
5:05
Not sure. A while. I've got to find Razz and he's across town.
SH
5:05
Can you do that later?
JW
5:06
Why should I?
SH
5:06
I need a hug.
JW
5:07
What?
SH
5:07
It's when two people wrap their arms around each other in affection.
JW
5:08
I know that. I meant, why?
SH
5:09
I've had a rough day.
JW
5:10
And that constitutes the need for a hug?
SH
5:11
If you discovered a case of child abuse involving a six year old you would need a hug too.
JW
5:11
Actually I think the victim would need one more than I.
SH
5:12
W
1:27
Can you buy some rat poison?
SH
1:27
Why?
JW
1:28
I want to make cookies
SH
1:28
With rat poison?
JW
1:28
Yes. They're a gift.
SH
1:29
Oh. I'm not letting you poison Donovan.
JW
1:29
They aren't for Donovan.
SH
1:30
Not letting you poison Anderson
JW
1:30
Not for him either.
SH
1:31
Mycroft?
JW
1:31
Took you long enough.
SH
1:32
Third time's a charm.
JW
1:32
Has nothing to do with charm. It's process of elimination.
SH
1:33
Figure of speech Sherlock.
JW
1:33
Oh. Right.
SH
1:33
Why do you want to poison Mycroft?
JW
1:34
Do I need a reason to poison my brother?
SH
1:34
Actually yes.
JW
2:30
Congratulations.
SH
2:30
On what?
GL
2:31
You and Molly
SH
2:31
What are you talking about?
GL
2:32
Didn't you take her out for coffee yesterday evening?
SH
2:32
I don't even want know how you know that.
GL
2:32
Simple - she told me.
SH
2:33
Oh. I thought you might've deduced it from her perfume or something
GL
2:33
What relevance does her perfume have?
SH
2:34
I don't know, you're the genius.
GL
2:34
I am indeed. But you brought it up.
SH
2:34
It was a joke! Sarcasm
GL
2:35
Ah - Not very amusing.
SH
2:35
Why are you interested in who I take to coffee anyway?
GL
2:35
I'm not.
SH
2:36
So why b
The Question Part 2 - Guests by SherlockedGinger, literature
Literature
The Question Part 2 - Guests
10:02
Forgot to ask you last night - who's coming?
JW
10:02
Coming where?
SH
10:03
To the wedding. I'm assuming you've invited a few guests.
JW
10:04
Why would I?
SH
10:04
Well we need a witness - and some might want to commemorate the occasion.
JW
10:05
I'd forgotten about a witness - you choose.
SH
10:06
Really?
JW
10:07
Sure. I hardly care who attends.
SH
10:07
You'd care if I invited Mycroft.
JW
10:08
No - I'd call off the wedding and leave you to deal with him on your own.
SH
10:09
Hmm - guess I'd better leave him out of it. I'd hate to be jilted by you.
JW
10:09
Wise decision.
SH
10:10
Course I still
12:13
You still haven't given me an answer.
SH
12:14
An answer to what?
JW
12:14
My question.
SH
12:15
What question?
JW
12:15
Don't play the fool.
SH
12:16
I'm not playing anything.
JW
12:16
So you are a fool?
SH
12:17
Sherlock!
JW
12:17
It's a fair question.
SH
12:18
It is not, you tosser.
JW
12:18
You can answer "No". I won't be offended.
SH
12:19
Answer "No" to what?
JW
12:20
The question!
SH
12:20
What question?
JW
12:21
Really John, we went over this yesterday afternoon.
SH
12:21
I was at work yesterday afternoon!
JW
12:22
Not my fault you weren't listening.
SH
12:22
I don't have super
6:03
Where are you?
JW
6:03
Case
SH
6:04
Well that's not vague at all
JW
6:04
Sarcasm is not appreciated when I'm working
SH
6:04
And what are you working on?
JW
6:05
Trying to determine the origin of a specific greeting card
SH
6:05
A greeting card is important to a case?
JW
6:06
Yes, as the killer sent it to the victim.
SH
6:06
So why do you need to find out where it's from?
JW
6:07
Because we need to pull security footage to get a visual on him.
SH
6:07
Oh. Don't suppose there's any chance of you leaving it until tomorrow and coming home?
JW
6:08
Certainly not. Will you ever stop asking stupid questions?
Distracting Thoughts by SherlockedGinger, literature
Literature
Distracting Thoughts
1:04
Stop that.
SH
1:04
Why are you texting me?
JW
1:05
You're thinking. It's distracting.
SH
1:06
And you can't just tell me? I'm right here.
JW
1:06
True. But given the nature of your thoughts I doubt you would appreciate me saying anything aloud.
SH
1:07
That's unusually considerate of you.
JW
1:07
Not really. You simply become difficult when you're embarrassed.
SH
1:08
And what makes you think the nature of my thoughts are embarrassing?
JW
1:08
Well I doubt low lighting is responsible for your pupil dilation.
SH
1:09
I can't help it that you're sexy when you're deducing stuff.
JW
1:09
You think I'm sexy?
SH